This isn't a moral argument. This isn't a legal argument. This is the honest truth: I'm bored. Here's why.

Should you call it off? And how do you do it? You're pretty much screwed, no matter how artful or tactful your cancellation. But this will minimize your pain.

Of course you would never cheat. But let's say you do. What happens now? Do you tell? It's man's oldest ethical quandry. And we solve it right here.

Maybe your parents are paying...and hers aren’t. Or the parents who aren’t paying keep inviting guests. (Awkward!) Learn how to finesse the issues.

In a perfect world, your parents are still married, so are hers, and the BCS won’t screw up the college rankings (again). Here’s how to deal with an imperfect world.

Should you invite your Ex? For every scenario, we’ll give you a clear, unambiguous answer.

Let's think...are these tools your friends? Not just your "sorta-buddies," but your actual friends? It matters.

Should you invite the little brats and rodents to the wedding? Here's a hint: no, no, no, and no. Oh, and one more thing: no. Here's why.

He's a good friend. But he's sloppy drunk, rude, gross, and a constant threat to go streaking in the quad. How do you control him?

Admit it. You’re afraid of being that emasculated guy whose wife won’t take his name. Need some arguments? We’ve got ‘em.

Maybe he’s a pothead. Maybe he botched the tux, lost your ring, or forgot to plan your bachelor party. This is how you deal with him.

This will reduce your overall stress, right? Maybe. Maybe not. In fact...probably not. Almost certainly not. Here's why.

Ah, the prenup. A surefire way to kill romance, lose trust, and jeopardize your relationship. Is it worth it? Do you need it? How do you get her to sign it?

Boy meets girl, boy wants to marry girl... boy’s Jewish mother will carve out his still-beating heart if he marries a goy.