Essentials
- Condoms (not, ideally, required for the groom)
- Digital camera (for blackmail)
- Advil and Alka-seltzer (for hangover)
- Suit or sports coat
- Tie
- Gym clothes
- Golf clothes
- Cigars
- Booze
- Flask
- Deck of cards
- Poker chips
- Club-appropriate clothes
- Extra disposable contacts
- Toiletries
- Bathing suit (hotel pool)
- Sandals/flip-flops
- Shovel (for burying dead hooker)